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As if to compete with the popular debates on whether the bible is in fact True, noted prosecutor (or is it procurator) Pontius Pilate held a seminar titled "Is anything really true anyways" next door to a church one evening around the Spring Equinox, hoping to capitalize on the philosophically minded attendees to gain campaign clout and electability steeze for the next go round, particularly where following the execution of Jesus his popularity had taken a hit, even though he was heard on the Tetrarch live show saying "wasnt that great tv, that Jesus thing." To be fair to Pilate, years of dealing with a completely corrupt Roman/Justinian criminal justice system had jaded his basically good heart, and he was now inclined to regard truth as a fairy tale. On a whim, SNL invited Tolkien and Frankfurt to debate Pilate on live tv, and Frankfurt asked Zelensky to come along for a gag. Hey everybody chill said trump I just wanted some minerals and vitamins to help my gimpy leg for crying out loud. What with all these shoe inserts to make me taller and stuff my knee has been knocking.

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