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Controversial defense attorney Alan Dershowitz was closeted with some politicians in the City of David when the phone rang. It's the devil on line one, someone said. An Iranian spokesman, said Dershowitz. No, the actual devil, was the reply. Dershowitz cocked a brow. Hello? Listen, I'm in a jam, came the raspy, gutteral growl on the other end. What's your fee? First tell me the charges, said the attorney. That rabble rouser Job just slapped me with a civil suit for libel and malicious destruction of property. He claims the whole world is forfeit since I told Jesus it was mine when we were out in the desert that time, you remember.
Well, well, well, the shoe is on the other hoof now innit. Anyway, the statute ran out on that several eons ago, said Dershowitz.
Not in heaven it didn't, rejoined the devil. There's no time up here, he's gonna pack the jury with Angels, they don't like me, you gotta help me, Al.
Well if I can call you Devil, I guess you can call me Al, said Dersh affably, prompting Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle to groan that those were the kind of puns that used to make them groan at the Rosh Hashana festivals many times.

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