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Legend recounts the escapades of holy homeslices Ravasio and Roncalli who pilfered some paradise prickly pears to make medicinal confections for the sick. Roncalli consumed most of the haul during a full moon when he'd worker up an appetite visiting Francis in the vatican Francis however became irate when Roncalli raided his private pizza oven and Roncalli did a dime in the vatican jail. Teresa del bambino Gesu attempted to bust him out by posing as an elevator repairwoman and installing a direct elevator from the lock up to Paradise. cool, Roncalli said, is it strong enough to carry my load? Assolutamente, teresa rejoined. after all cest la confiance!.infortunately the boisterous pair was a bit TROP confiant, as the elevator cable buckled under Roncallis gravitas and landed o.like
a it was two am Domenica Vaticano, just after the last first saturday chariot of fire had cruised back to heaven on a flaming fuel mixture if love and mount carmel milk duds. and the denizens of the vatican lockup had dozed off all except for Luther.
Teresa, he whispered can you get me in to see angelo? i have a confession to make.
i thought you guys didnt confess to oriests, she mumbled.
your confiance i am a huge fan!the whole saved by grace thing is because labor as i might i could never skubala, he blubbered
.for real? Teresa was intruiged. and private confession is based on the fact i was jealous of pope fart *ss for being regular while i struggled to sh*t out my vices in his confession or is it servizi?
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