This is available as a semester long experience for the same price as the eschaton subscription. Simply specify in the email that you wish to learn Italian for an extra $5, or you only wish to learn Italian and do not want the Gooberman Gazette, (that would be mysterious) and you will receive asynchronous materials designed to teach you to sing like Bocelli and or read the Barbarossa charter in its original form. In fact Italian is helpful in understanding the Berman thesis as well.

At graduation,for those who have done three years and accumulated the requisite credits (400), the Garry Davis style Gesu' Global Green Garden Card for residency in Paradise.
For those who are just entering the Walkabout, you can learn Italian and Thoreau at the same time with this song here: Celentano's songs are often whimsical, innocent and easy to learn.